Vell, I'm just zis guy, you know?
This is just another boring personal website. I don't have a Facebook, sorry. Sounds to me like that would hurt. I do, however, have a Twitter account, a LinkedIn profile and résumé, a blog, and, to the great amusement of my children, a distinct German accent.

Professionally, I'm an accidental Infrastructure Security Architect. I also teach graduate classes in System Administration and Advanced Programming in the UNIX Environment at Stevens Institute of Technology, both of which now offer online video lectures free to anybody:

I still don't obfuscate my email address, have a PGP key, and ride a very long skateboard through New York City, frequently wondering what things will be like when I grow up.

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